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I'm Melissa. INFJ. I'm 19, and I'm a sophomore at the University of Central Florida. I'm currently going for a Bachelors in Computer Science and a Minor in Women's Studies. I'm a feminist, and a multi-fandom blog.


I care about dogs more than most things.


Currently Watching as of July 27th: Veronica Mars (Season 3)

Currently Playing as of July 27th: Smite for PC

twitter/instagram: @caliburrabbit

XBL/PSN/Steam: CaliburRabbit

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herochan:

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

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my-ponchoboys:

Karen Gillan for Scotland on Sunday’s Spectrum Magazine

my-ponchoboys:

Karen Gillan for Scotland on Sunday’s Spectrum Magazine

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tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

(via pizza)

odinsblog:

In the latest conservative “small government” news, Florida Republicans have inserted ALEC and the NRA into private conversations between doctors and patients

When might a doctor discuss guns with a patient? For starters, with depressed or suicidal patients, with patients dealing with domestic violence, or to help patients with children prevent accidental child gun deaths

  • Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
  • Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
  • Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
  • Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
  • Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
  • Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
  • Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
  • Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
  • Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
  • Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
  • Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
  • Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
  • Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.
Asker Anonymous Asks:
What has caused you to hate men so much?
kitty-fantastico kitty-fantastico Said:

claudiaboleyn:

Funny you should ask! I’ll let you in on my origin story if you like?

Well, once upon a time I was your average, man-loving, non-opinionated, quiet, submissive, totally sexually available young woman. I loved the dudes. I can’t tell you how much I worshipped those blokes. I couldn’t even open a jar back then. Ah, the memories. I shied from the colour blue. I refused to step into a room that contained power tools. Football frightened me into week long seclusions. Don’t get me started on the horror beer brought on. 

And then, one night, I left my window open. It was hot, y’know? I probably shouldn’t have done it. 

But in flew the Misandry Fairy. She was magnificent. As she fluttered into my room she left a trail of glittering misogynist tears that sparkled like diamonds. She wore blood red especially smeary lipstick, the type that scares guys and makes them afraid of kissing you, to ward them off. She had beautifully hairy legs, hairy arms, and wore high waisted shorts (which we all know is the 2014 trend men hate). It wasn’t 2014 at the time, you understand, but she’s a fairy so I assume she looked into the future to find inspiration for her particular misandric look. She was also a lesbian. Because we all know how those lesbians hate men, right? 

"Claudia," she said to me. "It’s time to face your destiny. Inside of you is a burning misandric rage unlike anything the world has ever seen. When you wake up tomorrow, I want you opening jars left right and centre. Open so many jars that the men get jealous. Open so many jars that you and everyone around you are in danger of drowning in the contents. Keep on opening them. No matter what. Never give up." 

I was so shocked that I did not answer. It was the middle of the night and I was unaccustomed to being visited by such wise and noble beings. 

Before she left, she turned around in the air, her fluttering rainbow wings shining in the moonlight, and whispered: “Also, you’re queer. The Coming Out fairy was busy so I took his shift. Have a nice day.” 

The next morning I awoke and began to carry out my purpose. From that day on, men have trembled to see me. Occasionally they whimper “don’t let her near any jars for the love of God”, but most of the time they merely scatter as I enter any vicinity I please. 

I owe her everything. Without her, I would not be the woman I am today. 

This story is 100% true. You can quote me on it and everything. Never let anyone tell you fairies don’t exist. They do. And they’re raging misandrists. 

xxx

it’s my 30000th post! yay!

i don’t usually get super personal on my tumblr much anymore because a lot of people solely check out my personal tag, and i just don’t like to post as much about my life, as well as there hasn’t been much going on.

but I’m going back to Orlando tomorrow and i’m pretty unhappy about it cause i’m gonna miss my mom and my puppy, as well as doing all kinds of crazy stuff for the next two weeks straight. it feels a lot like last summer, just less extreme idk

my friends will be up soon enough and i’ll be moving into my apartment and getting a job (hopefully asap) so it’ll be fine i’m just not in a very good state of mind lately haha

but yeah thanks to everyone who follows me and passing my 300 followers and everything!!

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

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